Ellen is saying what I’ve been thinking for years. Now don’t get me wrong, like most people, I really like The Cheesecake Factory. It’s perfect for a date night, or when you want to be bougie without really breaking the bank. People mostly go for dates though, annnd of course the cheesecake.

One thing that’s for sure, we have all noticed how when you go to The Cheesecake Factory it takes about half an hour to even find what you like! No shade, but come on now that menu gives me anxiety sometimes. I guess the good part is that you can really bond with your date during that long, long period of time of menu surfing.

You can see Ellen’s full take on her time at The Cheesecake Factory, after taking her wife Portia, here: